Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Oh, but you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. Oh but if I went ‘round sayin’ I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away.
There drew he forth the brand Excalibur,
And o’er him, drawing it, the winter moon,
Brightening the skirts of a long cloud, ran forth
And sparkled keen with frost against the hilt:
For all the haft twinkled with diamond sparks,
Myriads of topaz-lights, and jacinth-work
Of subtlest jewellery.- Morte D’Arthur
so much tension in one photo
its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
holy shit O_O
HOW THE FUCK IS ARIEL/ERIC A MIXED RACE COUPLE
The merfolk are a proud and long-subjugated race. come on nat everyone learned this in like fifth grade it is so legit
My best friend would have a motherfucking seizure
THIS IS FUCKING THE SHIT.
Curious George 2
2 Fast, 2 Curious
A few pics from a recent vid.
This video is amazing, ya’ll.
Holy shit, this is amazing.
A bus driver who tried to rape a passenger at knifepoint chose the wrong victim, a court heard yesterday.
The woman, an off-duty US navy sailor, knocked the knife…
Fuck. Well that’s what you get trying to sexually assault fem!Shep.